Rudolph the red-nosed hedgehog, burrowing beneath the ground, When he comes up in your house, You know presents will be found....
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My little sister (11) was describing what she thought heaven looked like. This is how I interpreted her words. She didn't approve of my interpretation.
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This is a follow-up to my post on heaven. I asked my sister to describe hell. In light of what happened last time, she was much more specific. Still, I think I managed to subvert it pretty well without breaking the letter of her words.
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My sister kept trying me to figure out what our last name was before it was assigned to our grandfather's grandfather. She wanted me to just find it on the internet somehow. I thought it would be more fun to prank her than to futilely scour the internet for name-heritage trivia. So I made this website.
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I stumbled accross the website six.pen.io, which features a series of exercises designed to make the reader think about the number six. The exercises include a series of five simple addition problems which sum to six, and a request that the reader pause 15 seconds and repeat the number 'six' to themselves as fast as they can. The website then has them scroll down, and implores them (with excessive punctuation) to think of a vegetable. The website claims that 98% of people who follow this procedure come up with "carrot".
I found this claim rather dubious, so I set out to test it.
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I played a lot of Minecraft yesterday, and made a lot of random decorative things (a floating island, a couple temples, et cetera). Among these was a checkerboard. Why not a chessboard? Well, minecraft doesn't have enough variety of movable pieces to play chess. Apomegranite and I used powered minecarts for black pieces, and storage minecarts for brown (white? red?) pieces. We used cobblestone blocks for my kings, and wooden blocks for his kings.
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A few hours ago I was playing on my Minecraft server, building a simple "safe-house" outside a tunnel my friend dug. It was made of stone, three blocks high, with no roof. I put stairs on each outside and block, so that I could easily climb in. When night came, after I frolicked among the skeletons and spiders with my trusty bow and arrows, something came to my attention.
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My sophomore of high school I made a lot of random posters that I put up all around the school. I kept this up for a few weeks, making new posters to add to the old ones. My goal was to make people's days more interesting. Here's a selection of the first few signs I made.
WebpageThings you should know if you're ever pulled over by an FBI agent (and you live in a world that makes absolutely no sense).
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Think you know English? Well too bad because you'll probably fail this anyway because the answers are highly unfair and arbitrary. I apologize for the comic sans, I made this a long time ago.
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Think you know Math? Well too bad because you'll probably fail this anyway because the answers are highly unfair and arbitrary. I apologize for the comic sans, I made this a long time ago.
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A collection of weird riddles, poems, and rhymes. Most of them are written by me, but a few I just found somewhere. I think I put this up around eight grade.
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When I was in 5th grade I decided that Barbies were demons. I made this page to convince my little sister of this fact.
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